29th
Some random thoughts about Yurp so far
How is it that Americans are the fat asses when the English Breakfast is two sausages, a rasher of bacon, beans on toast and a big ass mushroom?
Cambridge University is celebrating it’s 800 year anniversary. Nothing in America is 800 years old.
The Queens College church is pretty amazing. There isnt one inch of that place that isn’t somebodys masterpiece.
At Cambridge, there are these porters that walk around wearing bowler hats. They keep order, yell at you if you walk on the grass, and look completely ridiculous.
At our show at RAF Mildenhall, we were told that there was an open mic off base about ten miles away, and we seriously considered hopping in the tour bus and going. We just thought it would be funny as hell to pull up to the open mic in a tour bus. But we didnt do it.
The trip across the Channel was interesting. The Ferry isnt a boat as much as it is a floating shopping mall.
England was basically a warm up. It gets interesting when you get to a place where English isnt the done thing.
Look, folks, I know you WANT me to feel like an asshole for not speaking French, but I refuse to do so. See, here in Europe, you can’t swing a stick without coming across a new country and a new language. In North America, the only place where I can speak French is Quebec, which is like thirteen hours away.
Pictures later.
